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Walmart Amazes Me

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

We went to Walmart yesterday to get some groceries.  I am happy to report that we got in and out very quickly.  We didn’t have to wait in line.  And no one annoyed us.  However, that was not the case last weekend when we went.
Last Saturday, we took a deep breath before getting out of [...]

“I’ve Never Seen Them In A Round Container Before…”

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Heather and I went shopping in Walmart tonight. (Christmas gift spoilers ahead; if you’re worried we got you something from Walmart, don’t read until after Christmas).
Heather and I both have an uncanny ability to pick the slowest possible checkout lane; it’s most likely our spiritual gift. Naturally, our spiritual gifts are fully functioning tonight so [...]

Best Wal-Mart Story Ever

Monday, February 27th, 2006

I realized I never told my greatest Wal-Mart story ever on this blog!
About a year ago, right after Christmas, I went to Wal-Mart to pick up some necessities. No sooner did I walk in the door than I heard an announcement over the loud speaker:
“Would the customer who wants to return the Mary Kate and [...]

I Just Figured Out Blues Clues…

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

One of my pilsner glasses was missing so I double checked the cupboard. Then I checked the area where I put dishes that need to be dried. Then I checked with the child labor that is installing the flooring downstairs. Then I checked with the creepy janitor that works at the Centrum Mall. Then I [...]

Harry Potter and the Half-Bred Walmart Lady

Saturday, July 16th, 2005

I went to Wal-Mart today to buy a copy of the new Harry Potter book. No sooner had I picked it up than a lady tries to start a conversation with me about it.
“Do you own all of the books?” she asks me excitedly, invading my personal space.
I stared at her blankly for a few [...]