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The Laundrinating Queen Of The Emerald Laundromat

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

I did laundry tonight, or rather I’m in the procress of doing laundry. I just dropped off a few loads at Emerald Laundromat (that’s Emerald Laundromat South, the one that’s open 24 hours, not to be confused with Emerald Laundromat North) and rushed back here to tell my story.
I was relieved to pull up [...]

Wedding Invitations?

Thursday, October 6th, 2005

I went to the IWU Print Shop with Heather the other day to help her carry some heavy boxes. While there, I ran into a former classmate. The first words out of his mouth were, “Hey, Aaron! Oh… are you two here to pick out wedding invitations?”
“No,” I said.
That’s IWU for you.

New Indiana Wesleyan Tagline

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

I thought of a new tagline for Indiana Wesleyan University.
IWU: Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt

Girls Girls Girls!

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

Looking for a job in Marion, Indiana? IWU students will appreciate this blast from the past, a former neighbor to the IWU campus who is now back in town. Click here for the posting from the Chronicle-Tribune.

Your Ears Are Weird

Sunday, March 20th, 2005

This evening Michael’s fiancee Laura (yes, the same Michael who took the picture of me that I have plastered all over this site) says to me, “Pratt, were you a premie?”
Normally I would be offended by such a question, but not in this case. My mouth dropped open and my eyes bugged out. “Yes, I [...]