Thomas Kinkade Looks Like This
Written by Aaron PrattJune 20th, 2009
So this Thomas Kinkade dude, the “painter of light” who creates the gaudiest paintings of cottages covered in pixie dust in gumdrop forests… boy is he creepy looking:

Don’t let that paintbrush he’s holding fool you. I think he actually paints his fru fru fantasy lands with that ’stache.