I was recently asked by our Convention and Visitor’s Bureau to write a blog for their website that focuses on health and nutrition around Grant County.
Check it out as I write weekly at www.showmegrantcounty.com.

Dear lady who goes to the weight watcher meetings,
I think it is inappropriate that you tell the group that you bought new underwear this week.  It kinda grosses me out.  I also think it is inappropriate that you tell the group that your husband can “cup your butt” instead of describing it as “spread out”.  [...]

…and buy our junk.
This Saturday morning at 2026 W Maplewood Drive in Marion.

We have a 1997 Mercury Mystique GS with automatic transmission for sale. 147,000 miles with a new battery (wow!). The car looks good, starts and runs, but it does run rough. The transmission seems to be slipping in drive and reverse. This would be a good project car with some TLC from someone who knows [...]

Dear fat guy,
I know you saw me walking back from CVS with the pack of gummi worms I purchased as a snack for myself. I saw you eyeing them; I saw your eyes get big as I popped one into my mouth.
If my gummi worms end up missing, I’ll know it was you.
Love,
Aaron