Heather and I got engaged last night at the Marion Philharmonic’s Symphony on the Greens. I’d contacted the director before about playing our song, Moon River. While it was playing I asked Heather to dance. While we were on the dance floor, I got down on one knee, and asked her to marry me. She [...]

Just for the record, Lowe’s, I am not going to give you my phone number when I make a purchase. I know that it’s to send me junk mail about discounts on plumbing and other stuff I really don’t care about at this time in my life.
Your cashiers can pretend that you need my phone [...]

My office is on the corner of Boots and Spencer Streets in downtown Marion. Right now the bridge by our office is under construction and is closed to thru traffic. You’d think that that people would realize this when they saw the signs that said “Bridge Out” and “Road Closed” and heard the jackhammer… and [...]