Wisdom Teeth the Movie
Written by Heather PrattJuly 24th, 2007
I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out this week. In order to get me prepared for the surgery, I had to watch an informational movie about wisdom teeth. Here is how the conversation went with the nurse:
Nurse: If you have time, we need you to watch this movie about wisdom teeth.
Me: Oh, you mean Wisdom Teeth the Movie?
Nurse: Hahahhahahahahahaha. The only thing that would be better is if it had Matthew McConaughey with his shirt off narrating it.
Me: Yeah, definite Academy Award Winner.
Nurse: Hahahhahhahhahahaha. I LOVE Matthew McConaughey. I don’t even know what he says or how he sounds because I can’t quit looking at him.
Me: *nervous laughter*
Nurse: I LOVE HIM!
Me: *nervous laughter*
i’m really frightened for you. hopefully the doctor doing the surgery has a higher level of intelligence/non-creepiness. i’ll go with Ian Somerholder any day…those eyes.