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Wisdom Teeth the Movie

Written by Heather Pratt
July 24th, 2007

I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out this week. In order to get me prepared for the surgery, I had to watch an informational movie about wisdom teeth. Here is how the conversation went with the nurse:

Nurse: If you have time, we need you to watch this movie about wisdom teeth.

Me: Oh, you mean Wisdom Teeth the Movie?

Nurse: Hahahhahahahahahaha. The only thing that would be better is if it had Matthew McConaughey with his shirt off narrating it.

Me: Yeah, definite Academy Award Winner.

Nurse: Hahahhahhahhahahaha. I LOVE Matthew McConaughey. I don’t even know what he says or how he sounds because I can’t quit looking at him.

Me: *nervous laughter*

Nurse: I LOVE HIM!

Me: *nervous laughter*

collapse Tam Says:

i’m really frightened for you. hopefully the doctor doing the surgery has a higher level of intelligence/non-creepiness. i’ll go with Ian Somerholder any day…those eyes.

 
collapse Jay Says:

Here. You can give her this letter that I’ve drafted.

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Dear Matthew McConaughey,

Your so hot! Please narrate this movie that we show in my dentists office… topless. I love you..