You know you’re at a little league baseball game in Marion when…

1. Everyone calls the girl players “sissy boo”.

2. The parents and coaches yell at the kids and each other.

3. The parents root the team on along the sidelines while smoking cigarettes.

4. The coaches bring out the handbook and argue about the rules every inning.

5. The assistant coach wears a shirt that says “I like grass”.

6. A 370 pound man sits in front of you when he could sit anywhere else along the field.

7. A 370 pound woman sits next to him and repeatedly says “That’s what I’m talkin’ bout.”

8. Everyone proudly shows off their stretch marks.

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