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Grandmas should not drive motorcycles

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

I got behind one of those old people motorcycles today. You know, the kind that have three wheels instead of two and has one of those huge windshields on it. It said “Pete’s Hog” on the back in cursive writing and the whole bike was metallic red. I started to get very [...]

Tailor Made Knock Knock Jokes

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Aaron and I took my niece and nephew to their ballgame last night.  On the way there, they decided it would be hilarious to tell home made knock-knock jokes.  It started with normal knock-knock jokes, you know the ones.  It then progressed to such knock knock jokes as these by my nephew:
“Knock Knock”
“Who is there?”
“Nerd”
“Nerd [...]

A Swearing Umpire Is Not Acceptable

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Heather and I have been attending her niece and nephew’s coach’s pitch baseball games this summer at the Lincoln Fields in Marion. While it’s great for the kids to get out and learn the fundamentals of baseball and competition, the behavior of some of the coaches and fans has been downright awful. There were frequently [...]

Burger King South Is Gone

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Heather and I were going to swing by Burger King south on our way out to Gas City to grab some iced coffees. We were surprised when we found out the building isn’t even there any more.
The sign out front says “Closed for Remodel”… but is it a remodel if they’re building a new structure?

Minor Trash Baseball

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

You know you’re at a little league baseball game in Marion when…
1. Everyone calls the girl players “sissy boo”.
2. The parents and coaches yell at the kids and each other.
3. The parents root the team on along the sidelines while smoking cigarettes.
4. The coaches bring out the handbook and argue about [...]