I’m moving on up to Spencer Street later this month (hooray!) and have been working to get all my utilities transferred to the new address. I kind of enjoyed this text found in the first paragraph on the page about water services at Marion Utilities’s website:
Water. It covers two thirds of the earth’s surface. [...]

I got another cellphone. If you get a chance, give it a call so I can add you back into my address book. Stupid lost cellphones.

Heather and I just went to Subway north for lunch. ONce we got back in the car, we noticed a rank odor lingering. At first we thought it was something outside, but after sniffing our clothes, we realized we were the source of the mystery stench.
What gives, Subway? Why do I smell like dirty gym [...]