Ooh. A new title. Sounds like this’ll be the feel good volume of the Harry Potter series.

My dad and brother are in Marion visiting for Christmas. After a long trip, Heather and I decided to take  them out to the China One buffet in Gas City, mostly because it’s the restaurant furthest from Wal-Mart… and there is no way in hell that I was getting anywhere close to Wal-Mart on a [...]

Heather and I went shopping in Walmart tonight. (Christmas gift spoilers ahead; if you’re worried we got you something from Walmart, don’t read until after Christmas).
Heather and I both have an uncanny ability to pick the slowest possible checkout lane; it’s most likely our spiritual gift. Naturally, our spiritual gifts are fully functioning tonight so [...]