I’m heading to Mississippi this weekend for a vacation with Heather. I told my mom earlier this week when I was on the phone with her. She thought it would be a nice place to visit, and we continued our phone conversation.
Suddenly she says, “Oh, I just looked up Mississippi in the encyclopedia.”
“Oh?” I said.
“Yes… [...]

The grapefruit air freshener spray in my office smells so good that it almost makes me want to poop more frequently, just so I can use it.

If Taylor Hicks had a blog, I think it would read like this:
May 25, 2006:
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I really do try to keep blogs about my cat to a minimum, because the more I blog about my cat (named, ahem, Priscilla Godzilla), the crazier I seem. That’s the first rule of blogging. Cat blogs = crazy blogger.
Anyway, my cat had a fat lip on Sunday. It looked like maybe she had been [...]

I did laundry tonight, or rather I’m in the procress of doing laundry. I just dropped off a few loads at Emerald Laundromat (that’s Emerald Laundromat South, the one that’s open 24 hours, not to be confused with Emerald Laundromat North) and rushed back here to tell my story.
I was relieved to pull up [...]