I almost died on my bike ride home from work tonight. Somewhere around Gallatin and a cross street in the mid-twenties, two ferocious wiener dogs ran out barking and gnashing their teeth as if they were ferocious attack mongrels. So I did what anyone else would do: I pedaled my bike faster and they ran [...]

I should have known better… I thought I could get two meals by spending $2.10. All I needed was a can of tuna and a box of Tuna Helper, and I’d be all set.
Turns out I got zero meals out of $2.10. Tuna Helper tastes like ass. Looks like it’s Chef Boyardee and a wine [...]

I got my cat some treates tonight. They’re milk and yogurt drops… but she won’t eat them.
But I’m about ready to. They smell good, kind of like a white chocolate covered pretzel. I don’t see any weird ingredients in them. Maybe I should try them?

Okay… tomorrow is the first Sunday in April, which in Indiana, usually means nothing. But in the rest of the country, it means Daylight Saving Time begins. And Indiana passed a law that hoosiers should now obey Daylight Saving Time for the first time ever. But there’s still some controversy about the whole thing.
So what [...]

Well, I’m back online. I had a false start with Ameritech… SBC Yahoo! DSL… AT&T Yahoo! DSL … no wait… they still answer their phones as SBC Yahoo! DSL.
Even though I’m only a few blocks from the fastest growing Christian university in the country, and in a heavily populated area, I cannot get DSL. SBC [...]