Winter Support Group
Written by Aaron PrattJanuary 18th, 2006
We got at least three inches of snow last night; I’m beginning to think that we need to have a winter weather support group because it seems like no one around here likes snow. I mean, there’s nothing we can do to stop winter. It’s going to keep on coming. But we need to get together with other people and complain about the crappy weather. It’ll be cathartic.
Or better yet, I think our tax dollars should go towards the purchase of massive blow torches for all citizens. Then we could melt the snow ourselves. Take that, winter, you soul-sucking bastard.
Hooray for blogging again! Let the earth spin it’s course! Let the birds fly free! My life is now complete!