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Winter Support Group

Written by Aaron Pratt
January 18th, 2006

We got at least three inches of snow last night; I’m beginning to think that we need to have a winter weather support group because it seems like no one around here likes snow. I mean, there’s nothing we can do to stop winter. It’s going to keep on coming. But we need to get together with other people and complain about the crappy weather. It’ll be cathartic.

Or better yet, I think our tax dollars should go towards the purchase of massive blow torches for all citizens. Then we could melt the snow ourselves. Take that, winter, you soul-sucking bastard.

collapse heather Says:

Hooray for blogging again! Let the earth spin it’s course! Let the birds fly free! My life is now complete!

 
 
collapse Brandon Says:

I will continue to do my part and burn as much fossil fuels as I possibly can in order to put more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere and gradually rid the Earth of winter!

 
collapse Baxter Orr Says:

Blame that damned George Bush, everyone knows he controls the weather, and destroyed New Orleans because he “doesnt care” aka hates black people. Maybe he made it snow because he hates poor white people as well.