There was just a car accident in front of my office. No one was hurt, and nothing too serious, although it was serious enough for a hobo to come out and direct traffic until the cops got here.
Thanks emergency traffic hobo!

Well, geez, everybody… calm down about the text messaging and cell phone.
I called Verizon and had them block text messages on my phone, so you won’t have to hear me complain about that again.

I hate cellphones, but I finally broke down and bought one this week. And I kind of hate myself for doing it… and I hate myself even more that I feel cool whipping out a cellphone now and then. And I definitely hate myself for saying “I’m in” when I tell people I have Verizon [...]

I am hocking up the most gigantic loogies ever. It is so gross. I cannot wait for my health insurance to go through.

Guess who’s performing at my brother’s college next week.
Hanson.
What the hell?