Is Bush giving the finger in this clip?
Probably not, but I’d have a lot more respect for the pres if he was.

Damn, do my friends kick ass. Blueprint courtesy Brainrazor.com.

More about stripper pole coffee tables in this PrattCast.

Shoeshine Guy came in this morning but my boss didn’t have his nice shoes on so he told him to come back at 2 pm. Neither my boss or I were going to be around, so he left the door cracked open with his shoes and a check written out to the Shoeshine Guy.
My boss [...]

Geez. I eat one gas station hot dog and get food poisoning and suddenly everyone’s my mother!
“You should have known better,” they all say. “Have you learned your lesson?”
One of our clients even told me today, “If I knew you were hungry, I would have made you a sandwich and brought it to you.”
Okay, [...]

Aaron Pratt
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you ever have someone show up on your IM and you don’t know where they’re from?
Jeffery Thyer
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sometimes
Aaron Pratt
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i hate it when that happens
Jeffery Thyer
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me too
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i always say “how is this???”
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WHO
Aaron Pratt
12:47
me too… and then they don’t answer. they just ask you back. “who is this???”
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and you say, “i asked you first”
Jeffery Thyer
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thats when i [...]