Michael Williams stopped by and we recorded our interpretation of a transcript of Tom Cruise’s recent interview on Today by Matt Lauer. No real introduction; we just jump right in. I do my best Matt Lauer impression; Michael pretends he’s the love child of William Shatner, Al Sharpton, Tom Cruise… and a muppet. Turns out [...]

I just used Scotch Tape as a bandaid. I think I might be white trash.

Get out your mittens; hell is freezing over. (By the way, hell freezing over sure would be a nice change in temperature right now). I was able to get ahold of my landlord and he’s allegedly checking on getting a window air conditioning unit while the central air is being installed.
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Tomorrow I should be getting a 32 oz Gatorade for $1 from the Circle K on Washington St. in Marion, IN. Shortly after midnight, I walked in and noticed a new sticker on the Circle K’s cooler: 3 Gatorades for $4! There was no size specified, but the sticker clearly depicted the 32 oz variety [...]

In a very special edition of Blossom The PrattCast: Israel Baron assaulted by Marion officials? Mayor Wayne Seybold says that’s crazy? White trash popsicles? Craigslist personal ad pornography? Does anybody besides me read the Chronicle-Tribune? Naked PrattCast? My opening music not working right but me too lazy to fix it? Random spots of dead air? [...]